[So many people here are truly so unruffled in the face of his shitty attitude that he is genuinely baffled every day of his life... Goodbye cute floaties, though.

Also LISTEN. Yes. He refuses to acknowledge that though, and instead skips on to answer the question.]

I came from an island nation, so I've spent most of my time being close to beaches, if not directly on them. With the way people are acting, you'd think I was the only one who's ever seen one, though.